Horseback Riding Humorist Pillows

'Been a long time Billy. I see you're still overfeeding that little filly.'

A Boy and his Grandfather Out Riding.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

Moo! OOM!

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

'Where's my horse?'

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

'I know you like your stallions tall Mary, but a clydesdale?'

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

Inappropriate horse whispering.

Grass: We lost some good men today!

The Enemy

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

Show Jumping Tantrums

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

Lawyers Ridin' The Range: 'Happy trials to you, until we meet again!'

'This is one of those 'shovel ready' jobs you hear about.'

A Few Common Ailments

"I'd love to help but at the moment I'm saddled with this enormous mortgage."

'Think Basics.'

The Cud Food Guide

Polo pony

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

Riding instructor waits to fish a child out of jumping obstacle.

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

Horse accidents

'He thinks he's so hot but, personally, I'd rather be artificially inseminated.'

"Boy, this is the life: For a bit of riding every day, we get fed, pampered and groomed..."

"I dumped my stable companion, he was seeing another pony!"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

Journalist Interviewing a Fallen Rider.