Horseback Humorists Pillows

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

Moo! OOM!

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

'Where's my horse?'

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

Grass: We lost some good men today!

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

'I know you like your stallions tall Mary, but a clydesdale?'

The Enemy

Inappropriate horse whispering.

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

Show Jumping Tantrums

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

'So....how many hours were you practising half pass this morning?'

A Few Common Ailments

'This is one of those 'shovel ready' jobs you hear about.'

"I'd love to help but at the moment I'm saddled with this enormous mortgage."

The Cud Food Guide

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

Park statues horse and rider.

Horse accidents

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

Journalist Interviewing a Fallen Rider.

"Boy, this is the life: For a bit of riding every day, we get fed, pampered and groomed..."

"I dumped my stable companion, he was seeing another pony!"

"Yes, you show signs of depression, but there may be a simple explanation: does your cowboy listen to a lot of country music?"

'He thinks he's so hot but, personally, I'd rather be artificially inseminated.'

Stop! Mad cows are forbidden to cross the border!

Oat Cuisine in Horse's Nosebag

And balance with practice.

'Argh! This itching is driving me crazy!'