Horseback Humorists Prints

Lawyers Ridin' The Range: 'Happy trials to you, until we meet again!'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

Moo! OOM!

'Where's my horse?'

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

Grass: We lost some good men today!

'I know you like your stallions tall Mary, but a clydesdale?'

Inappropriate horse whispering.

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

The Enemy

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

Show Jumping Tantrums

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

'So....how many hours were you practising half pass this morning?'

A Few Common Ailments

Polo pony

"I'd love to help but at the moment I'm saddled with this enormous mortgage."

The Cud Food Guide

'This is one of those 'shovel ready' jobs you hear about.'

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

Horse accidents

Park statues horse and rider.

Journalist Interviewing a Fallen Rider.

'He thinks he's so hot but, personally, I'd rather be artificially inseminated.'

"I dumped my stable companion, he was seeing another pony!"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

"Yes, you show signs of depression, but there may be a simple explanation: does your cowboy listen to a lot of country music?"

"Boy, this is the life: For a bit of riding every day, we get fed, pampered and groomed..."

Stop! Mad cows are forbidden to cross the border!

Oat Cuisine in Horse's Nosebag

And balance with practice.