Horse Humorists Prints

'Your horse is sure to win now that he's got rid of that little man on his back.'

Horse vans: Horse of the Apocalypse

'This is one of those 'shovel ready' jobs you hear about.'

'Do you think your owner will get that you're not in the mood to leave the field today?'

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

'Where's my horse?'

'YAY! PATE!'

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

Leopards do change their spots

Inappropriate horse whispering.

The Enemy

'You will never require the services of a dating agency.'

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

'I know you like your stallions tall Mary, but a clydesdale?'

'According to his will, Tiddles left the bulk of his estate to himself. Because, he still has eight lives left.'

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

Show Jumping Tantrums

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

"Sprechen ze MOO MOO?"

'So....how many hours were you practising half pass this morning?'

Lawyers Ridin' The Range: 'Happy trials to you, until we meet again!'

No Poaching! Scrambling, Frying or Boiling.

Polo pony

"I'd love to help but at the moment I'm saddled with this enormous mortgage."

Santa Enjoys Venison.

'Who says octopuses can't tango? We were doing great until I ate the trumpet player.'

Possum bungee jumping from branch with bungee tail.

'I'm afraid it's going to make us a laughing stock, dear!'

A Few Common Ailments