Bunny Booster Gifts

Book: 'From prey to predator in 30 days.'

Euro rabbits.

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

'Your future looks charming.'

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

"Will I lose my hare?"

"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."

'I get that reaction a lot.'

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

"Hey, how did you get your vaccine before me?"

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

'Are carrots good for your eyes? Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?'

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

Easter Bunny

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

Predator and prey at the bookstore.

Easter bunny Island.

'Good God! You want paternity leave again! That'll be the sixth time this year!'

"Do you have experience delivering anything other than eggs?"