Bunny Buffs Gifts

"When you're ready, please try to identify who it is that you think you saw in your home in the early hours of last Easter."

The Vineyard

Welcome Spring.

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Bumble Bee

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

Book: 'From prey to predator in 30 days.'

'Your future looks charming.'

'The nice thing is we can use real carrots as incentives with them.'

"Will I lose my hare?"

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

"Hey, how did you get your vaccine before me?"

"Take it. It's your bonus."

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

Egg Buggy

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

'Are carrots good for your eyes? Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?'

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'