Bunny Slipper Buff Gifts

"I'm a hunting dog. How am I supposed to resist bunny slippers?"

'That was fun!'

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

'... but I threw away those old ratty slippers.'

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

Mystery of the Poets

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

"Will I lose my hare?"

Appointments and Disappointments

"Are those my slippers?!"

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

'Are carrots good for your eyes? Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?'

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

Easter bunny Island.

'Good God! You want paternity leave again! That'll be the sixth time this year!'

Child's slipper getting caught in a mousetrap.

March Hair Inc - "You don't have to be mad to work here...."

Easter Island

Champagne Tasting.

"Damn it, Flopsy, you've cost me another bust."

A little fizz?