Bunny Slipper Buff Gifts

"I'm a hunting dog. How am I supposed to resist bunny slippers?"

'That was fun!'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'... but I threw away those old ratty slippers.'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

Mystery of the Poets

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

"Will I lose my hare?"

Appointments and Disappointments

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

"Are those my slippers?!"

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

'Are carrots good for your eyes? Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?'

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

Easter bunny Island.

Child's slipper getting caught in a mousetrap.

'Good God! You want paternity leave again! That'll be the sixth time this year!'

Champagne Tasting.

March Hair Inc - "You don't have to be mad to work here...."

Easter Island

"Forget keeping all your eggs in one basket. What you need is a nest egg..."

"Damn it, Flopsy, you've cost me another bust."