Bunny Meme Buff Gifts

March Hair Inc - "You don't have to be mad to work here...."

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

Get on with it!

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

'Your future looks charming.'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

Book: 'From prey to predator in 30 days.'

"Will I lose my hare?"

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

"Shall we put it in play?"

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

Egg Buggy

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

'Are carrots good for your eyes? Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?'

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

Easter Bunny

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'