Bunny Impersonator Gifts

Easter Bunny

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

Bee costume

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."

It's more than a mike!

Zoo Society Costume Party. Lot's of people had the same idea --- We're surrounded by fake gnus.

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

"I don’t know, honey – sort of makes you look like a blockhead."

Lion Costume

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

"If you need anything just wink."

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

"Enough with the medical jargon! Just give it to me in English, Doc, with a Christopher Walken accent!"

"It's sad watching his desperate attempts to stay relevant."

'Nine years after the conclusion of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Gollum reveals how he wins Steve Buscemi look-alike contests.'

Yes, the salad was vegan. In fact, we even offered it first to all the bunnies in the area, each of whom insisted that, no, he was quite full, and he'd like you to have it.

Owl

Lew Yomp Jr: Investment Counselor & Elvis Look Alike.

"That explains Maw always runnin' off to join the circus!"

"The rabbit got lost."

Poovis: Half poodle/ Half Elvis.

"Actually, I've begun to look like he wishes he looked."

Twelvis

'First, I want you to cut back on the carrot juice.'

"I have post-partum depression all the time."

Farm Humor.

He asks: 'Are you a cow?'. You say 'Gobble gobble moooo!' PATHETIC!

'I'm not sure which side of the Bristol Crocodile debate I come down on!'

Cat barking.

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'