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"This year I decided to get my hare dyed instead."

"Easter's over. This is the apocalypse bunny."

"I'm going all out for Easter this year."

The next time you beam up a pair of bunnies, make sure they're the same gender.

Easter Bunny HQ. United States. If all these states can move up their primaries, why can't I move Easter ahead of Valentine's Day?!

'So, who's not a happy bunny?'

'Ta-da: Birth notices as usual!'

"You've got to hit the trail early in the morning to have any hope of hopping."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

An Unexpected Guest.

Happy Easter

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

"Have you seen my dad?"

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'Who wants to be examined first?'

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

Disco Bunny.

Magic Tricks

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

Surprise in the salad bowl

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

"Gimme the carrot!"

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

Easter Egg Delivery

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

"Which one's yours?"

Easter Egg Island