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Burke and Hare and Hare

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'Your future looks charming.'

'The nice thing is we can use real carrots as incentives with them.'

"Hey, how did you get your vaccine before me?"

"Your Easter bonuses are hidden throughout corporate headquarters."

Ozzy Osbourne bites the head off a chocolate bunny at his easter concert.

"I just dusted off all our books. Apparently, we haven't read a book offline in a long time."

'Who came up with this 'family planning' idea, anyway?'

Bad Hare Day

"It's about keeping the bunny alive within each of us."

"Dude. You need to get cable."

"Oh, great. The bunny runs away and lives high on the hog on my tax dollars. Next!"

"Belly rubs are a gateway activity that leads to chasing bunnies and fetching frisbees."

"Do you have experience delivering anything other than eggs?"

ONE LAST TIME! Where are the carrots!

"So tell me, what is it about your life that isn't making sense to you?"

"But is it Organic?"

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'

How the Easter Bunny Spends Halloween.

Midnight in the Vegetable Garden of Good and Evil.

"When you're ready, please try to identify who it is that you think you saw in your home in the early hours of last Easter."

Chicken Coop Coup Mastermind Captured!

'Stork? No way! You were pulled out of a magician's hat!'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island

Hats in the Wind

'Have you looked in the garden?'

"You promised not to bring work home."

'No, I DON'T need a hug.'

'The Easter Bunny and Hist Eight Tiny Reinhares.'

How Easter Eggs Are Colored.