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"You've just raided your last patch!"

"That's an everblue."

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."

"Hey, how did you get your vaccine before me?"

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

"Welcome to Trapeze Talent Inc. If you'd like us to catch you, fill out this form, and we'll get back to you if we're interested."

"Ooh don't stop Bob, the last time you ran your fingers through my hair like this was on our wedding night!"

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

'You've had enough!'

Yes, the salad was vegan. In fact, we even offered it first to all the bunnies in the area, each of whom insisted that, no, he was quite full, and he'd like you to have it.

"Belly rubs are a gateway activity that leads to chasing bunnies and fetching frisbees."

"Oh, great. The bunny runs away and lives high on the hog on my tax dollars. Next!"

'I've never done this before.'

"The rabbit got lost."

'Pillow too soft?'

"Oh, for heaven's sake. Use the spray!"

"That explains Maw always runnin' off to join the circus!"

"I have post-partum depression all the time."

'First, I want you to cut back on the carrot juice.'

Bob takes care of this monster-under-the-bed business once and for all.

"When you're ready, please try to identify who it is that you think you saw in your home in the early hours of last Easter."

"Remember, son, keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and anyone who says 'Beer me' as far away as possible."

"That was the easy part. Now get them back in the hat."

Ah, rain has stopped, now for the good life...

'Anything I can break has to go.'

Burke and Hare and Hare

Chicken Coop Coup Mastermind Captured!

Giant Magician's Rabbit.

Carrot reading.

'You're a rabbit, son, so I caution you againsr unrealistically high expectations.'

'The longest journey begins with a single hop.'

"Anyone here named Hippity?"

World's best carrot cakes.

'I turn them loose in my cave. They're colorful, fun to watch and they eat bugs.'