Bunny Banishers T-Shirts

"You've just raided your last patch!"

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."

"Hey, how did you get your vaccine before me?"

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

"Ooh don't stop Bob, the last time you ran your fingers through my hair like this was on our wedding night!"

'You've had enough!'

"Oh, great. The bunny runs away and lives high on the hog on my tax dollars. Next!"

"Belly rubs are a gateway activity that leads to chasing bunnies and fetching frisbees."

'I've never done this before.'

"Oh, for heaven's sake. Use the spray!"

"That explains Maw always runnin' off to join the circus!"

"The rabbit got lost."

Bob takes care of this monster-under-the-bed business once and for all.

"I have post-partum depression all the time."

'First, I want you to cut back on the carrot juice.'

"When you're ready, please try to identify who it is that you think you saw in your home in the early hours of last Easter."

"Remember, son, keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and anyone who says 'Beer me' as far away as possible."

Burke and Hare and Hare

"That was the easy part. Now get them back in the hat."

Chicken Coop Coup Mastermind Captured!

'Anything I can break has to go.'

Ah, rain has stopped, now for the good life...

Giant Magician's Rabbit.

Carrot reading.

'You're a rabbit, son, so I caution you againsr unrealistically high expectations.'

'The longest journey begins with a single hop.'

"Anyone here named Hippity?"

World's best carrot cakes.

'What on earth is this?'

'I turn them loose in my cave. They're colorful, fun to watch and they eat bugs.'