Bunny Escapists T-Shirts

"Oh, great. The bunny runs away and lives high on the hog on my tax dollars. Next!"

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

An Unexpected Guest.

Happy Easter

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

Disco Bunny.

Magic Tricks

Surprise in the salad bowl

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Which one's yours?"

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

Stockwell's day

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

Easter Egg Island

Easter Egg Delivery

"This family seems to multiply every year."

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

'How could you flunk multiplication?'

Dust Bunny

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"

Put on your Easter bonnet!

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

'Get me everything you have on bunny rabbits.'

'I don't want you to think I'm a maniac or something, but we haven't had bunnies for over a week now.'