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'I'm having a bad hare day.'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

Surprise in the salad bowl

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

Easter Egg Island

"This family seems to multiply every year."

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

A child and his dog

'Get me everything you have on bunny rabbits.'

'I don't want you to think I'm a maniac or something, but we haven't had bunnies for over a week now.'

"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"

'I love the way you wiggle your nose when you say that.'

"This must be Easter Island!"

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"Okay, what's 7x8? 9x4?"

Springtime rabbits.

Realizing that his youth was now behind him, Mr. Twigly left home at the sight of his first gray hare.

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Bunny Island!'

The Rabbit Meeting.