Bunker Strategist Gifts

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"He loves his leaf blower."

Reverse psychology

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?"

Folding Container.

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

"Come pick me up. This is going nowhere,"

BE.. All that you can BE...

Safe harbour

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

"I hate sand traps."

"Do we want a four terabyte SSD with our new computer? We'll need to discuss it." "Do we?" "You'll need at least five terabytes, Mom."

Farmer tacking up signs in Dairy barn.

'Go fish.'

'May I speak to you as a man to a woman?'

'At least never knowing who's a friendly should prepare me for a career in business.'

A lady wants a higher fence to protect her man from the neighbour.

When he runs out of beans, Lou discovers that civilization was not, after all, destroyed on January 1, 2001.

Country Mouse and City Mouse Meet Suburb Mouse

Poker Moms

"One day Son all this will be yours."

'My mom's pregnant. At first I was worried about the competition until I remembered that I was the incumbent.'

'I've sussed this work/life balance...'

"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."