Bunker Strategist Gifts

Warren knew the importance of getting down as low as possible to sight his putts.

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"He loves his leaf blower."

Reverse psychology

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

That kid's all business.

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?"

God in the bunker.

What's your contingency plan, Randy? My what? If a calamity of biblical proportions were to strike here in Canardville, would you flee across the bridge to Candorville? Or would you search in vain for a fallout-resistant bunker, before surrendering to the cruel inevitability of your demise? I ask just for the sake of discussion. No reason to panic. Totally unrelated: I just found out someone who's definitely not me is selling fallout bunkers at buy-this-now-if-you-want-to-live.com. Very bad man.

Folding Container.

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

"Come pick me up. This is going nowhere,"

Safe harbour

Analysts have said the US and Russia are closer to nuclear war than ever. The outcome of the election tomorrow will probably determine whether we live in mediocrity … or whether we suffer a nuclear apocalypse in which a crafty café owner, who's squirreled away scones and ammunition in a vast network of underground bunkers, could rise to become feudal warlord of a brand new world. So ... who are you voting for again? The person I've been preparing ever since 2nd grade to vote for.

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

BE.. All that you can BE...

"I hate sand traps."

'At least never knowing who's a friendly should prepare me for a career in business.'

When he runs out of beans, Lou discovers that civilization was not, after all, destroyed on January 1, 2001.

A lady wants a higher fence to protect her man from the neighbour.

'Go fish.'

'May I speak to you as a man to a woman?'

Farmer tacking up signs in Dairy barn.

"Do we want a four terabyte SSD with our new computer? We'll need to discuss it." "Do we?" "You'll need at least five terabytes, Mom."

Country Mouse and City Mouse Meet Suburb Mouse

Poker Moms

"One day Son all this will be yours."

'My mom's pregnant. At first I was worried about the competition until I remembered that I was the incumbent.'

'I've sussed this work/life balance...'