Bunker Strategist Mugs

Start their day with a chuckle—our bunker strategist mugs feature witty designs that make planning coffee breaks as clever as their strategic mindsets.

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'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.' mockup

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

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"He loves his leaf blower."

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Reverse psychology

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"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you." mockup

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

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Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back... mockup

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

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"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog." mockup

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

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'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!' mockup

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

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"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?"

"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?" mockup

"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?"

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Folding Container.

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"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!" mockup

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

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"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker." mockup

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

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"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff." mockup

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

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'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee) mockup

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

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"Come pick me up. This is going nowhere,"

"Come pick me up. This is going nowhere," mockup

"Come pick me up. This is going nowhere,"

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BE.. All that you can BE...

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Safe harbour

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Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child mockup

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

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"I hate sand traps."

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"Do we want a four terabyte SSD with our new computer? We'll need to discuss it." "Do we?" "You'll need at least five terabytes, Mom."

"Do we want a four terabyte SSD with our new computer? We'll need to discuss it." "Do we?" "You'll need at least five terabytes, Mom." mockup

"Do we want a four terabyte SSD with our new computer? We'll need to discuss it." "Do we?" "You'll need at least five terabytes, Mom."

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Farmer tacking up signs in Dairy barn. mockup

Farmer tacking up signs in Dairy barn.

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'Go fish.'

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'May I speak to you as a man to a woman?'

'May I speak to you as a man to a woman?' mockup

'May I speak to you as a man to a woman?'

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'At least never knowing who's a friendly should prepare me for a career in business.'

'At least never knowing who's a friendly should prepare me for a career in business.' mockup

'At least never knowing who's a friendly should prepare me for a career in business.'

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A lady wants a higher fence to protect her man from the neighbour.

A lady wants a higher fence to protect her man from the neighbour. mockup

A lady wants a higher fence to protect her man from the neighbour.

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When he runs out of beans, Lou discovers that civilization was not, after all, destroyed on January 1, 2001.

When he runs out of beans, Lou discovers that civilization was not, after all, destroyed on January 1, 2001. mockup

When he runs out of beans, Lou discovers that civilization was not, after all, destroyed on January 1, 2001.

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Country Mouse and City Mouse Meet Suburb Mouse

Country Mouse and City Mouse Meet Suburb Mouse mockup

Country Mouse and City Mouse Meet Suburb Mouse

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Poker Moms

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"One day Son all this will be yours." mockup

"One day Son all this will be yours."

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'My mom's pregnant. At first I was worried about the competition until I remembered that I was the incumbent.'

'My mom's pregnant. At first I was worried about the competition until I remembered that I was the incumbent.' mockup

'My mom's pregnant. At first I was worried about the competition until I remembered that I was the incumbent.'

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'I've sussed this work/life balance...' mockup

'I've sussed this work/life balance...'

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"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."

"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks." mockup

"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."

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Bunker Strategist Mugs Collection

Bunker Strategist Pillows

Find cozy pillows that pay tribute to tactical minds—perfect for adding personality and comfort to their space.

Bunker Strategist Prints

Decorate their workspace with prints that honor their strategic talents and sharp wit—unique art for the creative planner.

Bunker Strategist T-Shirts

Check out our witty t-shirts designed for bunker strategists—comfortable wear that highlights their love for planning and humor.