Sand Bunker Strategist Gifts

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'Worst sand trap I've ever seen.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"He loves his leaf blower."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?"

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

Folding Container.

Scandalous! The Germans are occupying the best places on the beach!

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

Ice cream makers.

"Did someone just shout 'sinkhole!!!'?"

'You're away, Doc!'

"Come pick me up. This is going nowhere,"

Safe harbour

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

BE.. All that you can BE...

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

'May I speak to you as a man to a woman?'

A lady wants a higher fence to protect her man from the neighbour.

'At least never knowing who's a friendly should prepare me for a career in business.'

"Do we want a four terabyte SSD with our new computer? We'll need to discuss it." "Do we?" "You'll need at least five terabytes, Mom."

Farmer tacking up signs in Dairy barn.

Country Mouse and City Mouse Meet Suburb Mouse

Poker Moms