Sand Bunker Strategist Gifts

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'Worst sand trap I've ever seen.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"He loves his leaf blower."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

That kid's all business.

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?"

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

What's your contingency plan, Randy? My what? If a calamity of biblical proportions were to strike here in Canardville, would you flee across the bridge to Candorville? Or would you search in vain for a fallout-resistant bunker, before surrendering to the cruel inevitability of your demise? I ask just for the sake of discussion. No reason to panic. Totally unrelated: I just found out someone who's definitely not me is selling fallout bunkers at buy-this-now-if-you-want-to-live.com. Very bad man.

Folding Container.

Scandalous! The Germans are occupying the best places on the beach!

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

Warren knew the importance of getting down as low as possible to sight his putts.

'You're away, Doc!'

"Did someone just shout 'sinkhole!!!'?"

Ice cream makers.

"Come pick me up. This is going nowhere,"

BE.. All that you can BE...

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

Safe harbour

Analysts have said the US and Russia are closer to nuclear war than ever. The outcome of the election tomorrow will probably determine whether we live in mediocrity … or whether we suffer a nuclear apocalypse in which a crafty café owner, who's squirreled away scones and ammunition in a vast network of underground bunkers, could rise to become feudal warlord of a brand new world. So ... who are you voting for again? The person I've been preparing ever since 2nd grade to vote for.

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

Farmer tacking up signs in Dairy barn.

'May I speak to you as a man to a woman?'

"Do we want a four terabyte SSD with our new computer? We'll need to discuss it." "Do we?" "You'll need at least five terabytes, Mom."

Country Mouse and City Mouse Meet Suburb Mouse

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

'At least never knowing who's a friendly should prepare me for a career in business.'