Sandtrap Strategist Gifts

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'I said 'Quick fill it up with sand!''

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'Bunker? It should be called a trench because that's where the real war starts!'

"My husband's hobbies are gardening and golf. When he's not playing in the dirt, he's playing in the sand."

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

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Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

A man plays golf by the sea

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?"

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

"It's a setup."

'You're away, Doc!'

'Do what I did. Tell your mother you want a pet snake. Then she'll get you a dog.'

"Come pick me up. This is going nowhere,"

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

'If you were a carp where would you go?'

Offering a golfer a spade.

"I hate sand traps."

"Any cocktail can be a shrimp cocktail if you just set your mind to it, and if you carry lots of loose shrimp in your pocket."

'May I speak to you as a man to a woman?'

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

'My mom's pregnant. At first I was worried about the competition until I remembered that I was the incumbent.'

'I've sussed this work/life balance...'

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

'I love golfing with Frank. He's in the sand and water so much it's like a day at the beach!'

"When I suggested to corporate that we make our meetings more fun, I was hoping for more than just holding them in a sandbox."

"Hoo-whee! Nice shot, Tom. You just missed the trap."

"That's not a haboob. It's Ed trying to get his ball out of a bunker."

'Well, maybe it's in your genes to be attracted to sand...'