Sandtrap Survivor Gifts

'A really nasty sandtrap'

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Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'Hole in one!!!!'

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

A man plays golf by the sea

God in the bunker.

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

'It's a slow trap.'

'You're away, Doc!'

The 'Gulf' Coast League.

"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."

'Don't they look silly?'

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

"I hate sand traps."

Offering a golfer a spade.

"Hurry up Ted, or are you going to spend all day in that bunker?"

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

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'I tell you Eddy, I just love a sport where you can eat while you play.'

"That's not a haboob. It's Ed trying to get his ball out of a bunker."

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

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'I love golfing with Frank. He's in the sand and water so much it's like a day at the beach!'

'Well, maybe it's in your genes to be attracted to sand...'

'Some things you just accept when you move to San Andreas.'

'This is a very unforgiving golf course.'

'This is the hole I was telling you about!'

'The poor guy's allergic to sand.'

'Where's the ball? Where's the BALL!?'

'SOME bunker this, eh?'