Sandtrap Survivor Mugs

'A really nasty sandtrap'

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Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

A man plays golf by the sea

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

'It's a slow trap.'

'You're away, Doc!'

'Don't they look silly?'

"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

Offering a golfer a spade.

"I hate sand traps."

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

Computers - Best Before 31/12/99

'I tell you Eddy, I just love a sport where you can eat while you play.'

'Well, maybe it's in your genes to be attracted to sand...'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

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'I love golfing with Frank. He's in the sand and water so much it's like a day at the beach!'

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

"That's not a haboob. It's Ed trying to get his ball out of a bunker."

'Some things you just accept when you move to San Andreas.'

'This is a very unforgiving golf course.'

'This is the hole I was telling you about!'

'The poor guy's allergic to sand.'

'Where's the ball? Where's the BALL!?'

"It's so unfair, I'm blamed all the time even though it's never my fault..."

'Bunker? It should be called a trench because that's where the real war starts!'