Sand Trap Survivors Mugs

"Not another step into this house mister, until you empty the sand from your shoes!"

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Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

A man plays golf by the sea

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

'It's a slow trap.'

'You're away, Doc!'

'My God! Isn't rain wonderful?'

'Don't they look silly?'

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

Offering a golfer a spade.

"I hate sand traps."

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

"That's not a haboob. It's Ed trying to get his ball out of a bunker."

'Some things you just accept when you move to San Andreas.'

'I love golfing with Frank. He's in the sand and water so much it's like a day at the beach!'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'I told you to turn left - this is a bunker on the golf course!'

'Well, maybe it's in your genes to be attracted to sand...'

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

'This is a very unforgiving golf course.'

'This is the hole I was telling you about!'

'I recommend avoiding THAT sand trap in particular.'

'The poor guy's allergic to sand.'

'Talk about rough courses!'

'Where's the ball? Where's the BALL!?'

'Bunker? It should be called a trench because that's where the real war starts!'