Sand Trap Survivors Pillows

"Not another step into this house mister, until you empty the sand from your shoes!"

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Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'Hole in one!!!!'

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

A man plays golf by the sea

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

God in the bunker.

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

'It's a slow trap.'

'You're away, Doc!'

The 'Gulf' Coast League.

'My God! Isn't rain wonderful?'

'Don't they look silly?'

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

"I hate sand traps."

Offering a golfer a spade.

"Hurry up Ted, or are you going to spend all day in that bunker?"

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

"That's not a haboob. It's Ed trying to get his ball out of a bunker."

'I told you to turn left - this is a bunker on the golf course!'

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'Some things you just accept when you move to San Andreas.'

'I love golfing with Frank. He's in the sand and water so much it's like a day at the beach!'

'Well, maybe it's in your genes to be attracted to sand...'

'This is a very unforgiving golf course.'

'This is the hole I was telling you about!'

'I recommend avoiding THAT sand trap in particular.'

'Talk about rough courses!'

'Where's the ball? Where's the BALL!?'

'SOME bunker this, eh?'