Bunny Psychiatrist Gifts

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Is it that bad?"

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"Have you tried biting him?"

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

"Has it occurred to you that you keep getting beaten up because that's your true purpose in life?"

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

"My therapist plays with my brain."

"Will I lose my hare?"

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

'Are carrots good for your eyes? Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?'

Turning off the thinking lightbulb at home time.

'Animal Psychiatrist' (a dog).

You're making me very angry right now, Al. Did you know that before Rorschach came up with his inkblot test, he had one that involved blood spatters?

"It's about keeping the bunny alive within each of us."

Pirate has parrot for psychiatrist

"So you're saying if I wasn't so smart, I'd have more friends?"

"Forget keeping all your eggs in one basket. What you need is a nest egg..."

Brain Exercise Video: "Okay, think...and stop...and think, and stop! Stay with me now! Think harder! Feel that burn!"

"Damn it, Flopsy, you've cost me another bust."

"My advice is: don't put all your eggs in one basket."

'I'm afraid you're just going to have to accept that dogs just don't like you.'

Carrot Throwing Act

"And how long have you had this superiority complex?"