Witty Pet Psychiatrist Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the clever side of pet psychiatry? Our collection offers witty, witty-themed items perfect for pet shrinks and animal lovers alike. Whether they’re diagnosing feline follies or canine quirks, find a present that’s as insightful as it is funny. Browse mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints filled with playful humor tailored for the creative pet psychiatrist.

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'. . . And how long have you been a nervous little dog?'

'. . . And how long have you been a nervous little dog?' mockup

'. . . And how long have you been a nervous little dog?'

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'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!' mockup

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

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Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells. mockup

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

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"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say." mockup

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

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"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier." mockup

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

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Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are. mockup

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

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"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas." mockup

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

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"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..." mockup

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

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"Yes, one is a dog."

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'You've made a powerful enemy'

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Cat Reunion

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"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

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"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over." mockup

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

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'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.' mockup

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

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Fish with a human in a bowl.

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Cats at private view

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"Have you tried biting him?"

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Dogs life

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"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get." mockup

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

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