Bunny Psychiatrist T-Shirts

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"Have you tried biting him?"

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

"My therapist plays with my brain."

"Will I lose my hare?"

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

Turning off the thinking lightbulb at home time.

'Are carrots good for your eyes? Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?'

'Animal Psychiatrist' (a dog).

Pirate has parrot for psychiatrist

"It's about keeping the bunny alive within each of us."

"So you're saying if I wasn't so smart, I'd have more friends?"

Brain Exercise Video: "Okay, think...and stop...and think, and stop! Stay with me now! Think harder! Feel that burn!"

"Damn it, Flopsy, you've cost me another bust."

'I'm afraid you're just going to have to accept that dogs just don't like you.'

"My advice is: don't put all your eggs in one basket."

Carrot Throwing Act

"And how long have you had this superiority complex?"

'Okay, I promise I won't shout at you, because you're on the couch.'