Baby Bottom Boss Gifts

Daisy Diaper Service

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

"He likes it."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Babies vs. Dogs

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'The nice thing is we can use real carrots as incentives with them.'

'Yeah. Yeah... Wolf, girl, grandma. I got the picture.'

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

"The Momfia"

"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"

"Who da man? You da MAN!"

"Being a working Mom is tough. All the whining and temper tantrums, and that's just my boss."

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

'Well, Dad, you said for us to use our initiative to make money so we went into the worm business.'

Fisherman get a good catch.

It's time for a corporate shakeup. You squeeze, I'll stir.

"My records show we sent your bonus. Have you looked on your roof?"

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

Company boss says to baby: 'I've called you in here to keep you in the loop as we've made some very long-term investments,'

"Women didn't used to get to be executives? but mommy, how did any decisions get made?"

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

Woman sees towels with 'Mine' on all of them

"The trouble is with skiving, you never know when you're finished."

"Smug and complacent beats young and enthusiastic when you're the boss."

"Ten more minutes of media manipulation, then it's off to bed."

'What haven't I done that I'm going to do?'

'I'm not saying that "women-run" businesses are perfect....'

Worm away from hook for a while. ("Back in five minutes")

Small boy: 'Now then! All together!'

Week three, things started to get ugly.

'Okay, so if I'm able to empty this beer can with one gulp and then squash it with one hand, you'll be willing to work overtime today. Deal?'

That conspiracy theorist makes it sound so sinister that I'm keeping an eye on my younger sister for my mom. Big brother is watching!