Mom Boss Gifts

"The Momfia"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Businesswoman Empowerment

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Domestic Superheroes!!

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

The Baby Walker

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"First class, or with children?"

What the Doctor Ordered

A midwife holding a baby

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'