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"The Momfia"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Businesswoman Empowerment

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Domestic Superheroes!!

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

The Baby Walker

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

"First class, or with children?"

Dog yoga

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

A midwife holding a baby

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.