Bedtime Boss Gifts

'Yeah. Yeah... Wolf, girl, grandma. I got the picture.'

"Ten more minutes of media manipulation, then it's off to bed."

"My strengths lie in my ability to ignore the obvious horrors that await me once you turn the lights out."

"Personally I prefer King size!"

"He likes it."

Babies vs. Dogs

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

"Houston, we have a problem!"

Daisy Diaper Service

'Sorry!...Recalculating.'

'Do you have bottled spring water?'

'Early to bed and early to rise? It's a deal.'

"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts."

'All right. I'll get forty winks, but not one wink more.'

Oh, come on. Don't think of this as 'going to bed.' Think of this as a short break between nighttime naughtiness and morning mayhem.

"Must you bring your work to bed?"

Bob takes care of this monster-under-the-bed business once and for all.

'Can you leave the light on? It's hard to sleep with the dark shining in my eyes.'

'Stop biting your nails son and get to sleep!'

"See you in the morning."

'I don't mind sharing my bed with you, but do you have to wear my pajamas?'

"Which side do you want?"

"Your holiday is finished George, get over it!"

'Early to bed and early to rise. I like a saying with an escape clause.'

'Thank you for calling the Zepco mattresses hotline...'

'Are you here, Alfred?'