Rabbit Owner Gifts

I don't think the rabbit was too impresed with our salsa routine

'Hi, my name is Bunny and I'm a neglected pet...'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"When is my next parole hearing?"

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Magic Tricks

Reptile Class: 'My homework ate my dog.'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

Yes, they are all dependants."

Easter Egg Delivery

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

"This family seems to multiply every year."

Dust Bunny

The real trick here for Ramon was to somehow just make this look as if it's all part of the show...

'Get me everything you have on bunny rabbits.'

'I don't want you to think I'm a maniac or something, but we haven't had bunnies for over a week now.'

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

Magic Act

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

"There you go Dad, now, instead of just thumping the ground, you can press the red button to raise the alarm..."