Rabbit Owner Humor Gifts

Woman in bunny slippers notices rabbit droppings.

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Dog Dressed to Eat

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

I know, it's so hard not to laugh every time that kid crawls by wearing just a poop bag.

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

'You're going to be in heaven. Cindy makes the most amazing carrot cakes!'

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

Yes, they are all dependants."

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

"This family seems to multiply every year."

Cat at Surprise Party.

"There you go Dad, now, instead of just thumping the ground, you can press the red button to raise the alarm..."

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

Magic Act

The real trick here for Ramon was to somehow just make this look as if it's all part of the show...

'I don't want you to think I'm a maniac or something, but we haven't had bunnies for over a week now.'

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

'Get me everything you have on bunny rabbits.'

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'

Magician Playing Golf.

Parenting Skills Training

"I got a job!"

'Mr McGregor's growing genetically modified carrots!'

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'