Rabbit Owner Humor Pillows

Woman in bunny slippers notices rabbit droppings.

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Dog Dressed to Eat

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

Yes, they are all dependants."

"This family seems to multiply every year."

Cat at Surprise Party.

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

Magic Act

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

'I don't want you to think I'm a maniac or something, but we haven't had bunnies for over a week now.'

'Get me everything you have on bunny rabbits.'

The real trick here for Ramon was to somehow just make this look as if it's all part of the show...

"There you go Dad, now, instead of just thumping the ground, you can press the red button to raise the alarm..."

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

"I got a job!"

'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'

Magician Playing Golf.

Parenting Skills Training

'Mr McGregor's growing genetically modified carrots!'

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

'The butler did it.'

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'