Rabbit Keeping Gifts

Parenting Skills Training

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

bird interprets modern art

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

Magic Tricks

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'You're going to be in heaven. Cindy makes the most amazing carrot cakes!'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

Yes, they are all dependants."

Easter Egg Delivery

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

"This family seems to multiply every year."

Dust Bunny

'I don't want you to think I'm a maniac or something, but we haven't had bunnies for over a week now.'

Pet Store. Bird Seed. "Bird Seed"? I thought they laid eggs.

The real trick here for Ramon was to somehow just make this look as if it's all part of the show...

Magic Act

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

"There you go Dad, now, instead of just thumping the ground, you can press the red button to raise the alarm..."

'Get me everything you have on bunny rabbits.'

Magician Playing Golf.

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'