Rabbits Gifts

"Go and spread the Gospel. Hide it in colorful, little eggs for the world to find and be delighted by."

"Did you ever have one of those days when you felt you would never be soft and fluffy again?"

"You said a moment ago that everybody you look at seems to be a rabbit. Now just what do you mean by that, Mrs. Sprague?"

"Only twenty-five kids? Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"Anyone here named Hippity?"

Happy Easter.

'Remember you are dust bunny and to dust bunny you shall return.'

'Yours is a very rare case.'

"I want to report a mugging."

'Well, don't just stand there...Hop to it!'

'What did you say, dear? -- I wasn't listening.'

1600 BC: The flood waters eventually subside.

'I dread Easter! Every year they expect me to lay an egg!'

Rabbits $5.

Where Chocolate Eggs Originate.

'I started a family tree too, but I gave it up fairly quickly: Way too many relatives...'

"We have reason to believe you're co-rabbiting whilst in receipt of benefit."

"Lay off the carrot cake."

'Since I also believe you are a rabbit, Mr Curtlow, I am uncertain as to how to proceed.'

'Go on, boy, rabbits, go get 'em!'

Giving up carrots was the worse 20 minutes of my life.

"Listen up! When I yell 'hop' you say 'how high?!'"

'Why settle for a mere rabbit's foot?!'

Magician Playing Golf.

'In America, we only stick up the one.'

Easter bunny

"Mabel, this rabbit ear transplant is not working. I still can't hear that dang T.V.!"

Easter Bunny Island

Lost and found at a magician's convention

'I didn't even know P.E.T.A. had a chocolate Easter bunny division.'

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

'Your dog doesn't need medical help - But you do - He's a rabbit!!'

Pet Shop Vacation

'My mom said eating carrots would help my eyesight, but she never mentioned other side effects.'

Magic's Greatest Secret Revealed.