Rabbits Gifts

"Go and spread the Gospel. Hide it in colorful, little eggs for the world to find and be delighted by."

"Did you ever have one of those days when you felt you would never be soft and fluffy again?"

"You said a moment ago that everybody you look at seems to be a rabbit. Now just what do you mean by that, Mrs. Sprague?"

"Only twenty-five kids? Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"Anyone here named Hippity?"

1600 BC: The flood waters eventually subside.

'What did you say, dear? -- I wasn't listening.'

'Well, don't just stand there...Hop to it!'

'Yours is a very rare case.'

"I want to report a mugging."

"Lay off the carrot cake."

'I started a family tree too, but I gave it up fairly quickly: Way too many relatives...'

"Listen up! When I yell 'hop' you say 'how high?!'"

Rabbits $5.

Giving up carrots was the worse 20 minutes of my life.

'Go on, boy, rabbits, go get 'em!'

'I dread Easter! Every year they expect me to lay an egg!'

'Since I also believe you are a rabbit, Mr Curtlow, I am uncertain as to how to proceed.'

"We have reason to believe you're co-rabbiting whilst in receipt of benefit."

Lost and found at a magician's convention

Pet Shop Vacation

Dust Bunny

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

Magician Playing Golf.

'Why settle for a mere rabbit's foot?!'

Easter bunny

'I didn't even know P.E.T.A. had a chocolate Easter bunny division.'

Easter Bunny Island

'Your dog doesn't need medical help - But you do - He's a rabbit!!'

Magic's Greatest Secret Revealed.

Easter Bunny in a Greyhound Race

' NO...NO..Mabel...BUNS!...Hot cross BUNS!'

"Now remember, if he says 'hop', you say, 'how high'."

"And then he climbs into that stupid hat, and just disappears for days!"

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