Rabbit Hunter Gifts

'I can't help it, I love the taste of rabbit.'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Duck Hunt

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

'So who needs sonar?!'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

Bear Hugging Season Open

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

Pointing.

Geese's Thoughts.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"