Rabbit Raiser Gifts

'I told you not to give Jenny a male and female rabbit for Easter!'

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

Magic Tricks

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'You're going to be in heaven. Cindy makes the most amazing carrot cakes!'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

Easter Egg Delivery

'The nice thing is we can use real carrots as incentives with them.'

Dust Bunny

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

Magic Act

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

'Really? Your daddy's never given you a piggyback ride? Now, that's strange...'

Magician Playing Golf.

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

'Hi, my name is Bunny and I'm a neglected pet...'

Sure, he can talk already, but it's all just psychobabble.

In Difficulties.

Magicing the crowd away

'No, the big rabbit Harvey isn't Paul Harvey -- at least I don't THINK he is.'

The Rabbit Meeting.