Rabbit Raiser Prints

'I told you not to give Jenny a male and female rabbit for Easter!'

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Magic Tricks

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

Easter Egg Delivery

'The nice thing is we can use real carrots as incentives with them.'

Dust Bunny

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

Magic Act

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

'Really? Your daddy's never given you a piggyback ride? Now, that's strange...'

Magician Playing Golf.

'Hi, my name is Bunny and I'm a neglected pet...'

'No, the big rabbit Harvey isn't Paul Harvey -- at least I don't THINK he is.'

In Difficulties.

Magicing the crowd away

Father changing nappy, "Heir freshener"

"After losing my partner, I felt lost until I realized I had not only an empty shell but also a short-term accommodation business."