Rabbit Retreater Gifts

'I am glad I never caught any rabbits! I've been living off the royalties ever since!'

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

Magic Tricks

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'You're going to be in heaven. Cindy makes the most amazing carrot cakes!'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

Easter Egg Delivery

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

Dust Bunny

Magic Act

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Parenting Skills Training

Magician Playing Golf.

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

'So what else do you hyptnotise apart from rabbits?'

"It's not what you think."

'Hi, my name is Bunny and I'm a neglected pet...'

"You said a moment ago that everybody you look at seems to be a rabbit. Now just what do you mean by that, Mrs. Sprague?"

'Remember you are dust bunny and to dust bunny you shall return.'

'I miss the noise, the pollution and all the other stuff that we came here to get away from.'

I would ask you to cease and desist from sitting on my burrow!

Add Your Own Caption Week #220

"I want to report a mugging."

'I don't know what it is. It showed up right after I invented agriculture.'

' NO...NO..Mabel...BUNS!...Hot cross BUNS!'

'I can't help it, I love the taste of rabbit.'

Easter Bunny Island

"Now remember, if he says 'hop', you say, 'how high'."

'My mom said eating carrots would help my eyesight, but she never mentioned other side effects.'

Pet Shop Vacation