Rabbit Wrangler Gifts

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'Tell him we just want rid of the rabbits, we don't need a puppet show thank you very much.'

Give up Gardening, I should.

Mr Briggs's pleasures of shooting - No. IX

How Rabbits Are Born

'Just because you took the pet rabbit to the vet for an injection hardly means he's going to have a personal vendetta against you!'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'Tom-I think we better get us another rabbit dog.'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

"That's Big Har Morran. He can tame any wild hare west of Pecos."

"That was the easy part. Now get them back in the hat."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

So you're a mocking bird...

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"What did you download at school today?"

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

A trevor of trainspotters

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

King kong 5 G.

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

Dissectum Paniculata

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

Cow Pilot.

Fish don't like worms.

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

Automation of Security

"About time they did something about the rats!"

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."