Raccoon Wrangler Gifts

'I'm weary of this not-in-my-backyard mentality.'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

So you're a mocking bird...

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"What did you download at school today?"

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

Rubbish Carousel

King kong 5 G.

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

Cow Pilot.

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

Automation of Security

'Did you want me, boss?'

"About time they did something about the rats!"

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

'Let's go, Denmore. The free-range chickens are stampeding towards the canyon.'

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes