Chicken Raiser Gifts

Chicken: 'It's some sort of pecking order.'

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Silence of the Chickens...

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

Not you. Your hair.

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'Superstock'

'Can he come out and play?'

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

"It's a destination wedding invitation. We have to cross the road."

"I'm making your favorite dessert, dear … seven layer cake."

"No, that was my twin brother. I was too chicken to cross the road."

'In this league, guys, it's all about winning. And we're like, what, 0 and 10? That's why coach got the ax.'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"One word from you when the wife gets home and you're next Sunday's roast!"

Scientists have found proof that the mighty T-rex is related to the humble chicken.

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

Stonehens

Father changing nappy, "Heir freshener"

'Slow down,' I said... 'Watch that bump,' I said... Not only did we lose two of the kds, but who knows what kinda damage that's gonna do to the paint!

'I never knew there was a common ancestor of man and chicken.'

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

'I'll take back 'Rotten Egg' if you'll apologize for 'Dumb Cluck'.'

"My God, you're right ... it all makes sense. I crossed the road because of my parents!"

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

'So, the egg WAS first.'

Chicken standing on a platform on a stage with three horns in front of it and wearing a top hat; a sign on the side of the platform reads "National Endowment for the Arts - Seal of Approval."

"Stop son, council regulations state that we're not allowed to crow in urban areas..."

Egg!