Hair-raiser Gifts

Not you. Your hair.

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

Sheep In Curlers

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

'My hair is so bad I have to cut it myself. I tried going to a hair salon once - they just yelled at it.'

Father changing nappy, "Heir freshener"

'What do you mean, you just sell coffee? I don't understand, what kind of shop is that?'

"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your hair just doesn't say anything to me today."

"She massages egos."

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

'It just needs tidying up a bit.'

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

Lion Toupee

'Having limited funds, Irwin goes with the less expensive chest hair transplant.'

Bad hair day.

"Number 48, "Gents wig, natural look"..."

'I'm sorely tempted to give him a piece of my mind, but I suspect he's the one tempting me.'

"Quit pulling the damn fire alarm."

"We're doing everything we can, which is just hair and nails, unfortunately."

The same thing happened to my hair! Try sleeping on your side for a while!

Moses parts the red hair

'I thought I gave you money to get your hair cut?'

Curling & curling while curling.

Please stand by...for view.

Afro hairdressing.

Hare Dryer.

Budget Toupees.

'Sometimes I sort of miss pre-hair-restorer-Timothy...'

'The male pattern baldness is genetic, but your dense lower back hair appears to be a gypsy curse.'

'Hey - you groomin' my kid?'

Tintin - Bad Herg�

Hair transplant on the cheap!

"Well, the good news is - it's not your hairline that's receding!"