Hair Helper Gifts

"Why are you walking my wig ?"

Shampoo.

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

Not you. Your hair.

Sheep In Curlers

Hair Traffic control.

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

"Will I lose my hare?"

"Wait, mister Samson. The manager said he'll give you a full refund and a year's worth of free stylings."

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

Child doing the washing up

'My hair is so bad I have to cut it myself. I tried going to a hair salon once - they just yelled at it.'

'How are you doing on your side?'

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your hair just doesn't say anything to me today."

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

"According to the instructions, if the product is found to be faulty, dispose of it responsibly and purchase another."

'...'Throw down my hair'? In this condition?'

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

'It just needs tidying up a bit.'

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

hair brushing: 'ninety-eight,ninety-nine...One hundred.'

So I used body soap to wash my face. Why is that so bad? Details matter. Pay attention to your surroundings. Face soap isn't body soap. Conditioner isn't shampoo. Moisturizer isn't hand lotion. If we're ever going to move in together and have a future you've got to pay attention to me and the nuances about my life. Conditioner isn't shampoo? I'm livid and you have stinky hair!

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

"Do you suffer from bald spots? Try 'Branches in a Can'!!"

"Just even it out."

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

"She massages egos."

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

"He's mad because smart trash bags that take themselves out don't exist yet."

"Look, I just need a cool haircut."

"I heard you were out of flower, Mommy."

Bad hair day.

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.