Hair Helper Mugs

"Why are you walking my wig ?"

Shampoo.

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

Sheep In Curlers

Hair Traffic control.

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

"Will I lose my hare?"

'My hair is so bad I have to cut it myself. I tried going to a hair salon once - they just yelled at it.'

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

Child doing the washing up

'How are you doing on your side?'

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your hair just doesn't say anything to me today."

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

"According to the instructions, if the product is found to be faulty, dispose of it responsibly and purchase another."

'...'Throw down my hair'? In this condition?'

hair brushing: 'ninety-eight,ninety-nine...One hundred.'

'It just needs tidying up a bit.'

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

"Do you suffer from bald spots? Try 'Branches in a Can'!!"

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

"Just even it out."

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

"She massages egos."

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

"He's mad because smart trash bags that take themselves out don't exist yet."

Bad hair day.

"I heard you were out of flower, Mommy."

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

"Look, I just need a cool haircut."

"Well which do you think is more likely, your pillow is growing hair or you're losing yours?"