Hair-raiser Mugs

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

Sheep In Curlers

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

'My hair is so bad I have to cut it myself. I tried going to a hair salon once - they just yelled at it.'

'What do you mean, you just sell coffee? I don't understand, what kind of shop is that?'

Father changing nappy, "Heir freshener"

"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your hair just doesn't say anything to me today."

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

'It just needs tidying up a bit.'

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

"She massages egos."

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

Lion Toupee

Bad hair day.

'Having limited funds, Irwin goes with the less expensive chest hair transplant.'

"Number 48, "Gents wig, natural look"..."

Moses parts the red hair

"We're doing everything we can, which is just hair and nails, unfortunately."

'I thought I gave you money to get your hair cut?'

'I'm sorely tempted to give him a piece of my mind, but I suspect he's the one tempting me.'

"Quit pulling the damn fire alarm."

Curling & curling while curling.

'The male pattern baldness is genetic, but your dense lower back hair appears to be a gypsy curse.'

'Hey - you groomin' my kid?'

'Sometimes I sort of miss pre-hair-restorer-Timothy...'

Budget Toupees.

Hare Dryer.

Please stand by...for view.

Afro hairdressing.

Tintin - Bad Herg�

Hair transplant on the cheap!

"Well, the good news is - it's not your hairline that's receding!"

"That's odd! I can't find my new dauber anywhere!"