Hell Raiser Gifts

"Quit pulling the damn fire alarm."

'I'm sorely tempted to give him a piece of my mind, but I suspect he's the one tempting me.'

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

Not you. Your hair.

'You think this is hot. Try having hot flashes, too.'

"A good quarter is a joy forever."

Father changing nappy, "Heir freshener"

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

"It's meatloaf. We didn't make our Kickstarter goal for steak."

'Took longer than I thought it would.'

'These photos are ruined... Not one of us has red-eye!'

'On a more positive note, your hot flashes will seem relatively cool.'

Devil with Fire and Brimstone In-Trays.

'All the demons chipped in to get Satan a gag gift for his birthday.'

"Don't tell me to chill out!"

'For your superb management of hell on earth."

'Five minutes, Jean-Paul.'

"Well, I've finally gotten out of the office."

'I want to be ready when the sea level rises!'

'This is why I had to pad my resume.'

Just when he thought things couldn't get worse...

"I'm from the agency. . ."

"Wait a minute ... this isn't my timeshare!"

The devil makes work for idle hands...

"Ok, first the good news..."

'I know there's no sunshine down here, but I bet we still get good vitamin D from the flames.'

Born To Raise Consciousness

'So the age of light touch regulation really is over.'

'Yes, I sold my soul...but what could I do? They held all the papers!'

Employee Of The Month

Please stand by...for view.

"Tarpits? A maintenance nightmare. We replaced them with office cubicles and never looked back!"

Hare Dryer.

"I think the main attraction down here is it's marvellous for pot holing."