Hell Raiser Pillows

"Quit pulling the damn fire alarm."

'I'm sorely tempted to give him a piece of my mind, but I suspect he's the one tempting me.'

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

"A good quarter is a joy forever."

Father changing nappy, "Heir freshener"

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

"It's meatloaf. We didn't make our Kickstarter goal for steak."

'Took longer than I thought it would.'

Devil with Fire and Brimstone In-Trays.

'These photos are ruined... Not one of us has red-eye!'

'On a more positive note, your hot flashes will seem relatively cool.'

'This is why I had to pad my resume.'

'All the demons chipped in to get Satan a gag gift for his birthday.'

'I want to be ready when the sea level rises!'

'For your superb management of hell on earth."

'Five minutes, Jean-Paul.'

"Don't tell me to chill out!"

Just when he thought things couldn't get worse...

"I'm from the agency. . ."

"Ok, first the good news..."

The devil makes work for idle hands...

"Wait a minute ... this isn't my timeshare!"

'So the age of light touch regulation really is over.'

'Yes, I sold my soul...but what could I do? They held all the papers!'

Employee Of The Month

"Tarpits? A maintenance nightmare. We replaced them with office cubicles and never looked back!"

Please stand by...for view.

Hare Dryer.

"I think the main attraction down here is it's marvellous for pot holing."

"Our mortgage isn't bad, but we pay through the nose for fire insurance."

"We hope the fire is raining to your liking, unfortunately we are having supply chain issues with the brimstone."