Hellraiser Gifts

'Took longer than I thought it would.'

'For your superb management of hell on earth."

'All the demons chipped in to get Satan a gag gift for his birthday.'

'These photos are ruined... Not one of us has red-eye!'

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Man fishing with large bait

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

'You have an enlarged funny bone.'

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

"A great quarter always puts the old man in a jocular mood."

'I'm feeling so good, I'm worried I may catch some uplift anxiety.'

Morning and Afternoon Paintings

Clown walks balloon dog

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Pandora's Change Purse...

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

Crane fishing

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

Comedian faces audience of clowns: 'Ooh, tough crowd.'

"I'm down here, Mona. That's your slipper."

"We always have pizza for Easter dinner because that's what my mom gives up for Lent."

Conga train chasing a man at a party.

'What do you mean, you can't get it to light?'

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

'Hakendorf is our work horse, and he can pull his weight with the best of them.'

'No, that isn't my slippers either! Try again.'

'-not back with the same old corn are we?'

'I don't have the budget surplus ON me, dummy!'

'It was the only way he could fit us in at such short notice.'

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"