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Parenting Skills Training

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

bird interprets modern art

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

Magic Tricks

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

Yes, they are all dependants."

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

Easter Egg Delivery

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

"This family seems to multiply every year."

Dust Bunny

'Get me everything you have on bunny rabbits.'

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

Magic Act

'I don't want you to think I'm a maniac or something, but we haven't had bunnies for over a week now.'

The real trick here for Ramon was to somehow just make this look as if it's all part of the show...

"There you go Dad, now, instead of just thumping the ground, you can press the red button to raise the alarm..."

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

Magician Playing Golf.