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Rabbit jumps out of back pet door of magician's hat

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Magic Tricks

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

Yes, they are all dependants."

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

Easter Egg Delivery

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

"This family seems to multiply every year."

Dust Bunny

The real trick here for Ramon was to somehow just make this look as if it's all part of the show...

"There you go Dad, now, instead of just thumping the ground, you can press the red button to raise the alarm..."

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

Magic Act

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

'I don't want you to think I'm a maniac or something, but we haven't had bunnies for over a week now.'

'Get me everything you have on bunny rabbits.'

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

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