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Rabbit jumps out of back pet door of magician's hat

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

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'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

Magic Tricks

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'You're going to be in heaven. Cindy makes the most amazing carrot cakes!'

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

Easter Egg Delivery

Yes, they are all dependants."

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

"This family seems to multiply every year."

Dust Bunny

'Get me everything you have on bunny rabbits.'

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

"There you go Dad, now, instead of just thumping the ground, you can press the red button to raise the alarm..."

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

'I don't want you to think I'm a maniac or something, but we haven't had bunnies for over a week now.'

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

Magic Act

The real trick here for Ramon was to somehow just make this look as if it's all part of the show...

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

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